Finally beat this HORRIBLE little bug.
A combination of @qiyi 's script which stabilized the machine so I could at least properly investigate it, adapting @RM9981 's steps to my own circumstances, and then running CleanMyMac over it to disable a bunch of things.
Has anybody reported this to Apple's Big Sur dev team? Because if this had happened to , say, my grandmother, it would be basically a bricking, so they *really* need to get this solved before Big Sur goes gold.
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App & System Services
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Core OS
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