Unfathomable Conduct - App Review Process

App Review Process

(1) first attempt: rejected for a reason not supported by App Connect. For example, “You did not state that your App requires a Game Controller”. 100% refuted by App Connect’s description and promotional texts for all Apps in the App Store.

(2) second attempt = I get accused of a personal attack. Crocodile tears when in fact I am simply building a stream of logic that refutes their non-factual assertions.

This futile attempt to dissuade others is very often used when they can no longer refute the logical responses.

This attempt is quite often used by politicians.

(3) their last resort is to simply ignore my submission and forever keep my status = In review. Life in prison without parole.

(4) good question = do I put my legal team into gallop mode?

Why?

Because I and many others have reported very similar issues.

Someone needs to say “No more!”

(5) These issues all reduce to one = a deity complex that many Reviewers have. Synonymously they are saying “We have power and we will crush you”.

For this reason their rejection reasons become a moving target.

Most of the time this ploy works, but not now.

(6) I am a retired United States Air Force officer and we all saw this deity complex in full display in the late 1930’s …

Auschwitz occurred and World War II resulted.

I saw it up close and personal in Vietnam. I personally saw Quonset huts full of dismembered U.S. heroes.

And we see it full grown now here and overseas .. leaving the probability of World War III = high.

The clique of long ago App Developers will most likely result in slanderous statements against me.

But sometimes an adult must stand and say “ No more!”

This strong reply is for you in iPad App Review and your counterparts in Apple TV App Review.

I will not provide a video that demonstrates the operation of my App on a real Device as you have demanded for the following 10 reasons:

(1) My promotional and description texts (1st sentence) clearly state the user needs a Game Controller. It doesn't get any plainer than that.

But you already know that, since the above texts are viewable to you.

(2) FYI, the above description text delineates in detail what the user needs to press on a Game Controller to get the game pieces moving.

(3) I do not own a iPad, only an iPhone + a Apple TV. My App clearly states my Builds are not the iPhone, just the iPad and for the Apple TV.

(4) Because I am very intelligent, I refuse to spend $800 just to satisfy a bunch of tyrants.

(5) With the existence of Hollywood level special effects, such a video could easily be fake.

(6) You have demonstrated that you are too blasted lazy to get a Game Controller and try it yourself. You want me to spend a boat load of $$ just because you are too damn lazy to spend 10 minutes with a Game Controller in your hands while playing my Game App either on a iPad or a Apple TV.

(7) You folk are just a bunch of tyrants who demonstrate that you think you are Almighty God who will crush developers if they do not bow to you.

(8) Even if I owned an iPad I will not bow to you!

(9) I solemnly assure you that I will spare no effort to get most of you fired. And I have already started that effort by contacting the very top of Apple.

(10) Your tyranny will not be tolerated.

Do we understand one another?

John Love

Unfathomable Conduct - App Review Process
 
 
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