Getting a distributable Endpoint Security profile?

I'm beating my head against Apple here and it hurts.

We made the request for Endpoint Security, and got it granted. However, it was only for development (and as we're looking to do non-app store distribution, I explicitly asked for one to go with our Developer ID Application certificate). At this point, I have used a TSI (thanks Quinn!) and possibly upset an internal contact by asking what I'm supposed to do, and gotten nowhere. At this point, I am sending an email message to the endpoint-review address every week, and I have gotten no responses at all.

Has anyone successfully gotten this? If so... how? (No, let me amend that: I know some have, since I've seen it in the wild. I just have no idea what I'm supposed to do!)

I have also encountered this kind of problem and do not know how to solve it. Have you found a solution?

No. At this point, Apple has decided that we are not allowed to compete in certain markets. They're also ignoring our pleas.

Yay thank you Apple! I filed a new request last week or so, making it clear we needed the distributable one, not just the development one, and got the email today, and confirmed that it's there with the development certificate!

Yay yay yay!

Hello, I would like to ask about the application of distribution permission, usually fixed for such a long time, or should I keep applying? I have applied for nearly 7 months, but there has been no feedback, so I can't go on with my work, may I ask how you sent the email application, can you tell me? I really need it. Thank you.

Getting a distributable Endpoint Security profile?
 
 
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