@Appeloper I'm late to this, obviously, but I admit I'm fascinated. Reading through this whole thing.... and something is sticking out to me. YOU are the obsessed one. Dogma personified. I feel bad for people who have to work with you.
Makes me want to go implement MVVM out of spite.
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An XCode restart worked for me. This is truly an annoyance though.