This forum is a joke. You post a reply, than the reply or comment, stays 24 hours under review.
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We would like to "thank" from our warmest of hearts, Apple.
"Long live" Apple and their glorious team.
They developed amassing "highly functioning" bots with 1 Trillion "accuracy" that can flag "bad apps" and "evil naughty developers". They "help" developers small and big alike, holding them on "same" standards.. They "DO Not remove apps without" explanations, and if they do, they are "Always correct".
As one Glorious Leader said "I warn only once", we appreciate very much the "no warning". What else is annoying ? Explaining the app removal and alleged infraction aka(check and balances). This make it very difficult to push forward initiatives, since everybody can obstruct everybody else. Let’s face it: When one company calls the shots, decisions are made in no time. To quote another enlightened leader "Death solves all problems".
Hence, Shoot first, -dead App Tell No Tales- is very progressive.
There are even people who talk about the terror of the midnight email – insinuating that the app grim reaper is visiting. But even if that were true, those who get such a visit "must have deserved it".
Think Different - Apple is "Always right"
We praise the Glorious Apple leadership for creating a forum where every post, comment or reply, stays 24 hours under review from the committee, to make sure plebs post only great things about apple.
Thank you apple for NOT Replying in our case nr: 102075999568
Thank you for NOT Replying in your Apple Support in Twitter (X) Ups... We just found out twitter help is just another bot that sends you in a loop to apple site support that doesn't reply.
Thank you Apple for the Infinite Loop.
This is becoming a Monty Python absurdity.